note 458
love it when newspapers attribute information to “sources”. oh i thought you conjured it from thin air
note 457
hiiiiii what if we played a little game called We bare our souls to each other and form an everlasting bond? just a thought i had. lol
dall-e generates: bill clinton farming in minecraft
Baphomartin
made with dall-e
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(at subway) can i order the train? haha! just kidding, i know you are a sandwich shop. can i order the sandwich
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(being shoved into a locker and crying) its a good thing i have such a rich inner life. or i would be really mad right now
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(on america’s got talent) hi judges. my talent is avant-garde performance art. around my neck is an electric shock collar, which every member of the audience is able to trigger by downloading a free app on their phone
note 453
girl are you drunk. because your the only henn i sey
yume nut 2
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(as god is unleashing his wrath on me) loooooll im living rent free in ur head bro. u salty, god? lol (i get smited and explode instantly)
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thats right! i omit apostrophes sometimes! why? because i dont give A FUCK!!!!!!!!! #rebel
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grandmas secret ingredient was Natural and artificial Flavors
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(me when i see a cool manifold) omg, this is going in my top ten manifolds of all time video
then we made it
note 448
villains need to learn to do their own bidding. i am not going to keep doing it for them
a good melody on my most unlistenable synth patch
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i tried to warn everyone about 9/11 before it happened, but i was 1 year old so no one understood me. so sorry to everyone that i was not older.
gwonggg
serenity prayer
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does anyone know if we still live in a society? is that, like, still a thing?