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“this, that and the other”? you kids are so spoiled these days. back in my day you only got this OR that—and the other wasn’t even invented yet!
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if you thought QAnon was crazy get this. rumor has it that BILLIONS worldwide follow a shadowy figure known as “CAnon”, whose tellings are disseminated by interpreters of ancient works of writing
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if sex is the “little death”, then call me immortal 😎
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ok fine. if you really want a prophecy then get this. in the next couple of years, they are going to LAUNCH the earth… into SPACE
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no one has asked to hear any of my prophecies lately
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yeah i have Body Image Issues. the Issue is not enough women have been entranced by Images of my Body
electric bleel
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love it when newspapers attribute information to “sources”. oh i thought you conjured it from thin air
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hiiiiii what if we played a little game called We bare our souls to each other and form an everlasting bond? just a thought i had. lol
dall-e generates: bill clinton farming in minecraft
Baphomartin
made with dall-e
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(at subway) can i order the train? haha! just kidding, i know you are a sandwich shop. can i order the sandwich
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(being shoved into a locker and crying) its a good thing i have such a rich inner life. or i would be really mad right now
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(on america’s got talent) hi judges. my talent is avant-garde performance art. around my neck is an electric shock collar, which every member of the audience is able to trigger by downloading a free app on their phone
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girl are you drunk. because your the only henn i sey
yume nut 2
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(as god is unleashing his wrath on me) loooooll im living rent free in ur head bro. u salty, god? lol (i get smited and explode instantly)
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thats right! i omit apostrophes sometimes! why? because i dont give A FUCK!!!!!!!!! #rebel
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grandmas secret ingredient was Natural and artificial Flavors
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(me when i see a cool manifold) omg, this is going in my top ten manifolds of all time video