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note 464

2022.08.20

“this, that and the other”? you kids are so spoiled these days. back in my day you only got this OR that—and the other wasn’t even invented yet!

note 463

2022.08.17

if you thought QAnon was crazy get this. rumor has it that BILLIONS worldwide follow a shadowy figure known as “CAnon”, whose tellings are disseminated by interpreters of ancient works of writing

note 462

2022.08.13

if sex is the “little death”, then call me immortal 😎

note 461

2022.08.07

ok fine. if you really want a prophecy then get this. in the next couple of years, they are going to LAUNCH the earth… into SPACE

note 460

2022.08.06

no one has asked to hear any of my prophecies lately

note 459

2022.07.31

yeah i have Body Image Issues. the Issue is not enough women have been entranced by Images of my Body

electric bleel

2022.07.30

note 458

2022.07.27

love it when newspapers attribute information to “sources”. oh i thought you conjured it from thin air

note 457

2022.07.26

hiiiiii what if we played a little game called We bare our souls to each other and form an everlasting bond? just a thought i had. lol

dall-e generates: bill clinton farming in minecraft

2022.07.21

bill clinton farming in minecraft

Baphomartin

2022.07.19

Baphomartin

made with dall-e

note 455

2022.07.18

(at subway) can i order the train? haha! just kidding, i know you are a sandwich shop. can i order the sandwich

note 456

2022.07.18

(being shoved into a locker and crying) its a good thing i have such a rich inner life. or i would be really mad right now

note 454

2022.07.16

(on america’s got talent) hi judges. my talent is avant-garde performance art. around my neck is an electric shock collar, which every member of the audience is able to trigger by downloading a free app on their phone

note 453

2022.07.14

girl are you drunk. because your the only henn i sey

yume nut 2

2022.07.12

note 452

2022.07.03

(as god is unleashing his wrath on me) loooooll im living rent free in ur head bro. u salty, god? lol (i get smited and explode instantly)

note 451

2022.06.29

thats right! i omit apostrophes sometimes! why? because i dont give A FUCK!!!!!!!!! #rebel

note 450

2022.06.28

grandmas secret ingredient was Natural and artificial Flavors

note 449

2022.06.22

(me when i see a cool manifold) omg, this is going in my top ten manifolds of all time video