shortform

note 506

heres a list of most of the letters in the alphabet: abcdefhjklmnopqrstuvyz

note 505

welcome to the year 2023, brought to you by Burt Boffin’s Auto Parts & Collision Repair Shop

note 504

disappointed by your christmas gifts this year? you may have been assigned the Placebo Santa

note 503

call me santa claus the way i’m judging everything you do

note 502

eat a lunch. you deserve it!

note 501

hey how do you feel about forks. picks up a fork and waves it at u you know what i’m talking about? these things?

note 500

well as they say, “the antagonist of my antagonist is my protagonist”

friendly indie

beautiful world ripoff

inventory theme

now THIS is ynfg-core

note 499

shoutout to all the girls who are firing their lazor tonight

note 497

as an anarcho-syndicalist, i could never date an anarcho-primitivist. just too many differences between us to make it work

note 498

some people can’t take a joke these days 😂 for instance, i told a guy “why did the chicken cross the road, IDIOT MORON?” and he got super mad at me 😂😂 lol some people 😂

omg.....

note 495

i think instead of genetically engineering plants to make them grow better we should try to create shoop da whoop in real life

note 496

”…but it has a keycode. the code changes every week but it should be written on a piece of paper taped to the door.” so you go out to the hallway and see the code is 4871, but the 8 key on the keypad is jammed. you go back and ask, but they tell you… [2/18]

note 494

if that’s your girl, then why is she peeing in my litterbox

believing

note 493

what if instead of Clippy it was called Plippy :)