shortform

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unlike the leaders of many Top corporations , i have never laid anybody off. if any ceo is “triggered” reading this then i grant them permission to kiss my ass

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capitalism would be a lot easier to solve if you could just Shoot corporations with a Gun…

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it takes a village to raise a child. but it only takes me, the world’s most powerful and evil necromancer, to raise a child from the dead

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personally i’m just glad they’re not beating an alive horse. that would be really mean

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fun fact: i played Godot in the last broadway production of Waiting for Godot

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oh, so girls my age stopped caring who can run fast 15 years ago? i did cross-country all that time for nothing? unbelievable.

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“laser jet printer” would sound so much cooler if the last word wasn’t printer

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refrigerator??? i barely— actually, you know what..... refrigerates her

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heres a list of most of the letters in the alphabet: abcdefhjklmnopqrstuvyz

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welcome to the year 2023, brought to you by Burt Boffin’s Auto Parts & Collision Repair Shop

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disappointed by your christmas gifts this year? you may have been assigned the Placebo Santa

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call me santa claus the way i’m judging everything you do

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eat a lunch. you deserve it!

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hey how do you feel about forks. picks up a fork and waves it at u you know what i’m talking about? these things?

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well as they say, “the antagonist of my antagonist is my protagonist”

friendly indie

beautiful world ripoff

inventory theme

now THIS is ynfg-core

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shoutout to all the girls who are firing their lazor tonight