note 523
not impressed when someone tells me their ribs fall off the bone. like ok yours dont know how to balance. whatever
note 524
Q: What kind of yogurt do gorillas eat?
Answer
Gorillas don’t eat yogurt!
colors of noise
“white noise pink noise brown noise” you may have heard of these. well i’ve listened to all of them for about 30 seconds apiece and here are my ratings. the official source for each color is whatever came up first in youtube search.
- white: 2/10. awful but you’ve gotta respect it
- pink: 3/10. bleh
- brown: 7/10. it’s pretty nice
- blue: 5/10. like brown noise but worse
- black: 8/10. ah, the void
- yellow: 7/10. mysterious and brooding.
- red: 8/10. also pretty nice
- magenta: 3/10. “the pink noise alternative” yup and same score
- orange: 6/10. subtle but i respect it
- gray: 3/10. annoying but not too bad
- green: 6/10. this is what’s inside your brain when you’re tired
- transparent: 6/10. whatever
- indigo: 2/10. largely sucks
- cyan: 6/10. whatever
this is not on the same scale as the ones detailed in that one blog post. unlike music i wouldn’t listen to any of these for fun.
note 522
“her bark is worse than her bite,” she said.
then the dog shot me with a gun.
mapgame 1
this is a map but i took away the title and legend. your goal is to guess what the map represents. (this one is very very hard without hints)
tiny hint
14 other countries would have been colored in some past versions of the map but not in the current one
small hint
if this were colored based on a sliding scale, the US would be by far the highest on the scale
medium hint
possible map title: “countries that contain at least one [redacted]”
big hint
it’s about a fast food chain
answer
countries that contain at least one arby’s
note 521
somebody better call all the king’s horses and all the king’s men. cause im cracked
note 520
just another sanic sunday
note 519
i need a blinker on the roof of my car for when i ascend to heaven
note 518
crossing the road should be illegal. learn to appreciate the side you’re on.
note 517
in 2025 when you google me, every single image will be me smiling awkwardly at some red carpet photoshoot
note 516
going to stop taking life advice from people who aren’t happier than me
note 515
well, i’m trapped in a psychic prison for the next 2000 years. but at least i’m not danny. that guy’s trapped for 3000 years
note 514
unlike the leaders of many Top corporations , i have never laid anybody off. if any ceo is “triggered” reading this then i grant them permission to kiss my ass
note 513
capitalism would be a lot easier to solve if you could just Shoot corporations with a Gun…
note 512
it takes a village to raise a child. but it only takes me, the world’s most powerful and evil necromancer, to raise a child from the dead
note 511
personally i’m just glad they’re not beating an alive horse. that would be really mean
note 510
fun fact: i played Godot in the last broadway production of Waiting for Godot
note 509
oh, so girls my age stopped caring who can run fast 15 years ago? i did cross-country all that time for nothing? unbelievable.
note 508
“laser jet printer” would sound so much cooler if the last word wasn’t printer
note 507
refrigerator??? i barely— actually, you know what..... refrigerates her