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alberta, canada. imagine that.
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there’s no time like 10:24:22 pm, july 6 1992
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AND YOU STILL ONLY TRUST THE FIRST SIMULATION
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captain’s log. day 36
mistook an alien for a peppermint and ate it. i can’t feel my ears anymore. also i forgot what lemonade looks like. maybe this is how gods feel when they create new worlds
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me: highly intellectual meta-humor
other human(s) present: confusion, probably because they are fuckign stupid
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gingivitis. i had totally forgotten that was a word until now
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sorry polymaths, but i like to keep it to one math at a time
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if ur blind, every date u go on is a blind date. think about that
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window is just another word for a transparent pane allowing you to see through a wall
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not hipster, but i’ve had a unisex bathroom in my house for years. just sayin
HUMBLE. (surf rock cover)
with cooper
HUMBLE. (surf rock cover 2)
with cooper
lo-fi beads
with cooper
lo-fi pete
loest-fi skeet
this one is just lo-fi beads but we played it back into a guitar pickup and recorded what came out of the amp. and added random ukulele and such
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not to brag but i just totally had a monster dump
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if you think being green is hard, try being a shag carpet
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no one can tell that you’re bleeding when you’re swimming in a pool of blood
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the water cycle is not eligible for the presidency in 2020. any organization with the aims of putting the water cycle in office is unfortunately misguided
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oh no, i wanted to distinguish myself from the cyber-monkeys that have come to rule the earth, but i too have become a cyber-monkey