shortform

note 49

there are 2 barbershops. one barbershop has a clean floor, clean mirrors, and the hairdresser has a recent haircut. the other one has messy floors and mirrors and the hairdresser hasn’t had their hair cut in a while. however, the clean one has 3.9 stars on yelp and the dirty one has only 3.8. where do you go?

note 48

take a bow… and put it in yo hair!

note 47

thinking about getting boxes under my eyes

mum, i don't want to take a baf

with cooper

open window song

with cooper

note 46

i had a milkshake. now im milk shook

note 45

peanut butter and belly

note 44

my wheel keeps reinventing itself what do i do

welcome to dinkville

with cooper

note 43

guys i found the moon

note 42

you can’t hurt a yurt.

note 41

Find Out Your TRUE Personality!!! [question 2 of 5] If you had a daughter, would you name her Turmeric? Why or why not?

note 40

i triple dog dare you to look directly at the sun

note 39

alberta, canada. imagine that.

note 38

there’s no time like 10:24:22 pm, july 6 1992

note 37

AND YOU STILL ONLY TRUST THE FIRST SIMULATION

note 36

captain’s log. day 36

mistook an alien for a peppermint and ate it. i can’t feel my ears anymore. also i forgot what lemonade looks like. maybe this is how gods feel when they create new worlds

note 35

me: highly intellectual meta-humor

other human(s) present: confusion, probably because they are fuckign stupid

note 34

gingivitis. i had totally forgotten that was a word until now

note 33

sorry polymaths, but i like to keep it to one math at a time