shortform

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thinking about getting boxes under my eyes

mum, i don't want to take a baf

with cooper

open window song

with cooper

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i had a milkshake. now im milk shook

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peanut butter and belly

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my wheel keeps reinventing itself what do i do

welcome to dinkville

with cooper

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guys i found the moon

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you can’t hurt a yurt.

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Find Out Your TRUE Personality!!! [question 2 of 5] If you had a daughter, would you name her Turmeric? Why or why not?

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i triple dog dare you to look directly at the sun

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alberta, canada. imagine that.

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there’s no time like 10:24:22 pm, july 6 1992

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AND YOU STILL ONLY TRUST THE FIRST SIMULATION

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captain’s log. day 36

mistook an alien for a peppermint and ate it. i can’t feel my ears anymore. also i forgot what lemonade looks like. maybe this is how gods feel when they create new worlds

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me: highly intellectual meta-humor

other human(s) present: confusion, probably because they are fuckign stupid

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gingivitis. i had totally forgotten that was a word until now

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sorry polymaths, but i like to keep it to one math at a time

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if ur blind, every date u go on is a blind date. think about that

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window is just another word for a transparent pane allowing you to see through a wall