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2018.03.22

cutting your own hair is cool because it’s like self-harm but without all that pesky harm

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2018.03.18

turning off a frozen phone or computer feels so much like strangulation

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2018.02.12

welcome to rock dot com (it’s a rock)

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2018.02.12

if u are in the center of the earth, every way is up

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2018.02.04

AP Statistics 2018 Answer Key: Problem #4.

A government’s congress has 575 members, of which 124 are women. An alien lands near the congress building and treats the members of congress as as a random sample of the human race. He reports to his superiors that a 95% confidence interval for the proportion of the human race that is female has a lower bound of 0.182 and an upper bound of 0.250.

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2018.01.25

my name is gilbert humprey gottfrieg, and i’m here to teach you about sex

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2018.01.19

there are 2 barbershops. one barbershop has a clean floor, clean mirrors, and the hairdresser has a recent haircut. the other one has messy floors and mirrors and the hairdresser hasn’t had their hair cut in a while. however, the clean one has 3.9 stars on yelp and the dirty one has only 3.8. where do you go?