shortform

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i barely know her

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you’re gonna need a wrist strap if you wanna play with my Wiiner

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my favorite kind of performance art is going to the library and reading a book

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you can go your entire life without ever having your nose bitten

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dude, i’m on acid right now. i can, like, see colors

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the bible is the original case of sequelitis

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ok, so the wheel has been invented… but does anyone really know how it works?

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tambor lawrence has no decisions to make because she has made them all already

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really trying to be multiple antichrists at the same time

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if you close all your orifices, you can become homeomorphic to a brick wall

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new catchphrase: “if it pee, let it be. if it poop, flush tha poop”

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i can’t wait to turn 18 so i can find out what this whole pornography thing is about

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i can play john cage’s 4‘33” in under two minutes

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cutting your own hair is cool because it’s like self-harm but without all that pesky harm

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turning off a frozen phone or computer feels so much like strangulation

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band name: hellllamas

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welcome to rock dot com (it’s a rock)

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if u are in the center of the earth, every way is up

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AP Statistics 2018 Answer Key: Problem #4.

A government’s congress has 575 members, of which 124 are women. An alien lands near the congress building and treats the members of congress as as a random sample of the human race. He reports to his superiors that a 95% confidence interval for the proportion of the human race that is female has a lower bound of 0.182 and an upper bound of 0.250.

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my name is gilbert humprey gottfrieg, and i’m here to teach you about sex