shortform

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multiple waifus at once? yeah, i’m a polygamer

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by the year 2050, baby names and prescription drug names will converge. you heard it here first, folks

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so you’re telling me that just because i didn’t turn off my alarm after the first time it played, it gets to play again? this is some Bull Shit

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all ducks are required to have the last name duck. that’s just the law

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subjunctive. what a #mood

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i wonder what they called paper airplanes before paper was invented

goodking

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my goal is to be peerful. as many peers as possible

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one similarity between humans and piñatas is that they both burst open if you hit them with a bat too many times

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my digital napkin keeps crashing

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are there deep dream algorithms for people who like anything that is not dogs and eyeballs

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get started on the right foot with a beginning-of-life crisis

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atlas dabbed

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you can try to follow the laws of supply and demand, but i’m an irrational actor, Bitch

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sorry, ladies, the only thing this paleontologist dates is fossils

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in MLA 9, you always have to write out the full name of the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations. it’s more formal that way

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ey bb, can i put my phallic imagery in your yonic imagery

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i hope i studied enough for the intensive ACT prep course i’m trying to get into

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i barely know her

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you’re gonna need a wrist strap if you wanna play with my Wiiner