note 200
the amount of responsibility i take for a decision is directly proportional to the amount of cells i still have from when i made it
note 199
ALWAYS check for peas under your mattress. you never know when it will pay off
note 198
for halloween i’m going as the abstract concept of suffering
note 197
2020 has overall been a big win for the butterfly effect
note 195
how much do i have to pay for furniture that hangs from the ceiling
note 196
why does everyone debate what the best form of government is… it is utopia
note 194
if the Library of Babel starts filing copyright claims it’s all over
note 193
there’s erotic fanfiction of everything these days. you ever read “I Have No Mouth, and I Must Suck”?
note 192
me in ireland: this is rotten. i’m stuck in gaol. but who will pay my baol?
note 191
the better prank would be if the bitcoin scammers doubled everyone’s money eventually
note 190
haha yeah, everyone in my family burns pretty eas— Ohhh, you mean sunburn
note 189
the trouble with refrigerators is that the stuff you eat least stays in the longest
note 188
been reading some studies and i’m gonna hold off on turning 20 for a while. just not a good time to join the 20-39 age bracket
note 187
kids should have to learn philosophy and critical thinking in high school. i never took those, but people need them just to get on my level tbh
note 186
my creme brulee recipe is divine. the secret? half a tablespoon of natural and artificial flavors
note 185
heard they’re making a new superhero that makes villains into better people instead of fighting them
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the world would be so much more peaceful if everyone still used binkies
note 183
tan lines? ewwww! i rock a tan gradient
note 182
when are they gonna come out with Fireboy and Watergirl: Game of the Year Edition
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99.99% of people throughout history have beliefs fundamentally incompatible with my own. probably cause they’re idiots who can’t think properly, lol