shortform

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tan lines? ewwww! i rock a tan gradient

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when are they gonna come out with Fireboy and Watergirl: Game of the Year Edition

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99.99% of people throughout history have beliefs fundamentally incompatible with my own. probably cause they’re idiots who can’t think properly, lol

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you can save on health insurance if you back up your body parts to the cloud

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the US Constitution but every time it says “shall” the font gets 10% bigger

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they discovered a prime number with 24 million digits. that’s pretty impressive, but they could be finding much longer ones if they switched to base 2

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any desk is a standing desk if you are small enough

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new show on MTV: “My Rewarding Profession”

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there’s not a bone in my body

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is it legal to microwave fruit

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you’ll never guess who i’m cosplaying as for BitsyCon (Itsy Bitsy Spider Convention)

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big fan of reading the list of ingredients on food and it takes pains to tell me that each individual ingredient is organic. yes, even the Organic Distilled Vinegar

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seeing You Are Here on a map and thinking, “Huh, i really am”

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the year is 2046. children hoverboard 2 feet to school, downhill both ways, with bags full of helium

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going to found an organization dedicated to tracking Richard Stallman’s browsing history and nobody else’s

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someone called me a “Valued Customer” today!! :D people are so nice

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“my love for you went viral” from Drive By has to be one of the most 2012 lyrics of all time

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ok, crop circles may have been a hoax, but crop QR codes are aliens, i’m serious this time

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i sleep LOOSE

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if you want to go back in time 10 years just look at the website of a small governmental organization