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2020.08.29

having beliefs is the first step toward being wrong

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2020.08.28

my dog would beg to eat rat poison if she heard me cutting it up

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2020.08.26

noticing COVID-19 cases tend to dip on Saturday and Sunday.... if we can expand the weekend to three, four, or even five days, we can really start to get a handle on things

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2020.08.21

the amount of responsibility i take for a decision is directly proportional to the amount of cells i still have from when i made it

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2020.08.20

ALWAYS check for peas under your mattress. you never know when it will pay off

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2020.08.16

for halloween i’m going as the abstract concept of suffering

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2020.08.11

2020 has overall been a big win for the butterfly effect

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2020.08.10

how much do i have to pay for furniture that hangs from the ceiling

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2020.08.10

why does everyone debate what the best form of government is… it is utopia

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2020.08.04

if the Library of Babel starts filing copyright claims it’s all over

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2020.08.01

there’s erotic fanfiction of everything these days. you ever read “I Have No Mouth, and I Must Suck”?

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2020.07.30

me in ireland: this is rotten. i’m stuck in gaol. but who will pay my baol?

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2020.07.29

the better prank would be if the bitcoin scammers doubled everyone’s money eventually

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2020.07.26

haha yeah, everyone in my family burns pretty eas— Ohhh, you mean sunburn

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2020.07.21

the trouble with refrigerators is that the stuff you eat least stays in the longest

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2020.07.19

been reading some studies and i’m gonna hold off on turning 20 for a while. just not a good time to join the 20-39 age bracket

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2020.07.11

kids should have to learn philosophy and critical thinking in high school. i never took those, but people need them just to get on my level tbh

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2020.07.09

my creme brulee recipe is divine. the secret? half a tablespoon of natural and artificial flavors

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2020.07.03

heard they’re making a new superhero that makes villains into better people instead of fighting them

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2020.06.27

the world would be so much more peaceful if everyone still used binkies