shortform

note 243

when i verify online that i’m over 18, it’s true now, but it still feels like a lie

note 242

i need some good friends… like, friends that will do anything for you… like, the kind of friends that will lie in court for you… like, even if it’s morally questionable, they will perjure themselves for you… i need this kind of friend by the 11th

note 241

(me, living in doha, qatar) “man, this place is awesome! i love all the GDP/capita!”

note 240

bolted my mouse upside down to the desk and now i just move the mousepad on top of it

note 239

a post-hocracy is when you do whatever you want and afterward decide what form of government it was

note 238

many respected figures are “tough but fair”… i strive to be “tough”

note 237

walking around a party thinking “wow i’m gaining so much social capital right now”

note 236

are there evidence based interventions to make you more of a go getter

note 235

i havent seen 2021 yet don’t spoil it for me

note 234

if you don’t donate genetic material you’re not a true Effective Altruist

note 233

unabbreviate brony to “brother pony”

note 232

tactical voting is possible in ranked-choice but is not a problem because no one knows how to do it

note 231

are there evidence based interventions to make you more of a go getter

note 230

i get where they were going with it, but the series should have ended after Zero Dark Fourteen

note 229

it took me a while to realize i’d actually bought a Toffee machine, but now i love it! my friends tell me i’m not very perceptive

note 228

aesthetic: life satisfaction

note 227

excess deaths don’t tell you everything. covid numbers are higher than they seem due to the reduced rate of sidewalk-crack accidents

note 226

for every hour i spend optimizing my website to make it run better on mobile, thirty other developers are intentionally making their company’s mobile pages harder to use so you’ll download the app

note 225

i have heard the phrase “dollars to donuts” multiple times lately, is this the exchange rate for some new cryptocurrency

note 224

do liberals realize that Saturday Night Live is an anagram for Saturday Night EVIL??