shortform

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USDC is going to spike any day now

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a baker’s dozen is 13, but a faker’s dozen is 11

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need to make some more real life friends to boost my follower count

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when i was 8 i sat down at the computer, selected the lightning bolt page border style, and thought “i am going to write a novel in the SECOND person”

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need to make some more real life friends to boost my follower count

martin egg (closeup)

martin egg

martin egg self-actualizes

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creating a new Easter mascot that’s a big egg with eyes. his name is Martin Egg

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happy pi minus one day

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if a tree falls in a forest and no one observes it, it exhibits quantum interference on its way to the ground

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power is not only a fantasy

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as it turns out, doing an unboxing livestream costs a lot of money

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the past tense of wake is wook

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the two biggest cities in Missouri are both on its borders. basically the closest you can get to not being in Missouri. and can you blame them

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twitter’s new policy to improve engagement: after 24 hours without visiting the site your account has a 1% chance of being permanently deleted

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games would make more money if they included megatransactions instead

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The Old English alphabet included the letters thorn (þ), eth (ð), wynn (ƿ), yogh (ȝ), and ash (æ). In the last thousand years we have only gotten rid of the letters with the coolest names. When will this backslide stop

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in golf, your score gets worse every time you take a stroke. this is the game subtly reminding you that it was a mistake to play golf in the first place

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i get out of bed spry and cheery every day, ready to go out and improve some Health Outcomes