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note 272

2021.04.09

easiest way to activate my fight or flight response is to get a call and your ringtone is the same sound effect as my morning alarm. I Am Not Asleep, and I Must Wake Up

martin egg easter celebration

2021.04.04

martin egg easter celebration

note 271

2021.04.03

winning a gaming match is pretty passion fruit orange and guava, if you ask me

note 270

2021.04.02

every section of a newspaper is the gossip section

note 269

2021.03.29

never consume, it makes cons out of u and me

note 268

2021.03.21

the only norm is no norms

note 267

2021.03.19

dude how many senators do u think floss

note 266

2021.03.11

how do they slaughter eggs without cracking the shells

note 265

2021.03.10

You’ve degraded yourself, and poisoned the discourse :)

note 264

2021.03.06

lettuce rhymes with Kentucky

note 263

2021.03.03

the US is the only country with .gov domains, so really all the other governments are fakes

note 262

2021.03.01

in the uk they call it Goghurt

note 261

2021.02.28

my acceptance speech: “this recognition is great, but something more important needs to be recognized. they call this award show the Golden Globes, but the globe in today’s world is Not golden. together, we can change that”

note 260

2021.02.22

USDC is going to spike any day now

note 259

2021.02.21

a baker’s dozen is 13, but a faker’s dozen is 11

note 256

2021.02.18

need to make some more real life friends to boost my follower count

note 257

2021.02.18

when i was 8 i sat down at the computer, selected the lightning bolt page border style, and thought “i am going to write a novel in the SECOND person”

note 258

2021.02.18

need to make some more real life friends to boost my follower count

martin egg (closeup)

2021.02.17

martin egg (closeup)

martin egg

2021.02.17

martin egg