shortform

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every section of a newspaper is the gossip section

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never consume, it makes cons out of u and me

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the only norm is no norms

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dude how many senators do u think floss

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how do they slaughter eggs without cracking the shells

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You’ve degraded yourself, and poisoned the discourse :)

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lettuce rhymes with Kentucky

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the US is the only country with .gov domains, so really all the other governments are fakes

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in the uk they call it Goghurt

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my acceptance speech: “this recognition is great, but something more important needs to be recognized. they call this award show the Golden Globes, but the globe in today’s world is Not golden. together, we can change that”

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USDC is going to spike any day now

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a baker’s dozen is 13, but a faker’s dozen is 11

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need to make some more real life friends to boost my follower count

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when i was 8 i sat down at the computer, selected the lightning bolt page border style, and thought “i am going to write a novel in the SECOND person”

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need to make some more real life friends to boost my follower count

martin egg (closeup)

martin egg

martin egg self-actualizes

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creating a new Easter mascot that’s a big egg with eyes. his name is Martin Egg

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happy pi minus one day