hands up in the air
martin egg (hyperrealistic)
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when legislation goes to the supreme court it has to pass a constitution check
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twitter is a good website, but i think it would be better if they made the character limit 281 instead
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world maps had some pretty major errors until about the 1500s. therefore i encourage DMs in DnD to give their players maps where everything more than a thousand miles away is significantly out of proportion
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casual sexism is bad enough, but the competitive scene just drives me nuts
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when the feds investigated Tether, they found out the only assets backing it up were millions and millions of Chuck E Cheese tokens
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the fifth humour is cum
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when a pigeon shits on your car, you’re not allowed to sue them.... are our lawmakers accountable to the citizens, or to the lobbying of Big Bird? please sign my https://t.co/1LKJKpOwpu petition
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last time i thought i had it, but the judges decided it was just a Relative Unit
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trying to set the record for world’s smallest Absolute Unit
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used to be a christian till i found out jesus wasn’t white. why does every story need an SJW agenda these days?
roundfrog
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i am green not with envy but with the chlorophyll coursing through my veins. on this blessed day i shall\u2014
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(band t-shirt) if you mess with the tuba section, you get the horns
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being at the North Pole is hard mode for Ramadan
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methamphetamines are legal and very healthy. i am a lawyer and a doctor, and this is both legal and medical advice
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in case bouncers don’t believe my fake ID, i have a fake birth certificate to corroborate
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going to stop calling people ‘out of my league,’ now that i have been called up to the Major League of Being Hot
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“I Am Malala” is cool but the main character seems like sort of a self insert…