martin egg on halloween
he went as a football
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RT @damien__snyder: for halloween i’m going as the abstract concept of suffering
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any time you go to a new dentist, the first thing you need to ask is: are they part of the 9 out of 10 who recommend things, or the 1 out of 10 who think they’re too good for that?
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i show up to the party in a woodpecker costume. 3 beers in i am smashing my head into the drywall
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apologies, i thought Daylight Saving Time was last night. in fact it is two weeks from now. expect to see a correctly timed Daylight Saving Time-themed tweet on Nov 7
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well, that was another hour of my life I’ll get back
goobert
he strides
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oh, this is a family recipe? what family member did you put in it
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you can write messages encoded in base64, then pass it off as a keymash. anyway, today i was so angry that i was all like YnV4b20gYW5kIHJlYWR5IHRvIGZ1Y2sgc29tZQ==
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every building should be required to have a skybridge to at least one other building
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OMGGGGGGG #thisissotrue hahaaa tag your friend who needs to see this..... #friendgroup #drama https://t.co/OBancim6Qk
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this is the flag for when horizontally you are prideful and vertically you are trans and diagonally you are bisexual https://t.co/ujJE8Cv6QZ
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crimes committed inside a mcdonald’s are under jurisdiction of mcdonald’s law
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Happy birthday! You’re super special, and I hope you have a great time.
(read this tweet on your birthday. you’re welcome!)
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what if we vibed in Light Reign (Turrell, 2003, permanent skyspace and exterior illumination work)
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can one of you armchair psychoanalysts tell me what it says about a person if they upload a real profile picture on Canvas
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oh, you think the earth is flat? what about all the HILLS doesn’t look very flat to me huh?
couch guy
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gratitude journals should be mandated by law