note 349
crimes committed inside a mcdonald’s are under jurisdiction of mcdonald’s law
note 348
Happy birthday! You’re super special, and I hope you have a great time.
(read this tweet on your birthday. you’re welcome!)
note 347
what if we vibed in Light Reign (Turrell, 2003, permanent skyspace and exterior illumination work)
note 345
can one of you armchair psychoanalysts tell me what it says about a person if they upload a real profile picture on Canvas
note 346
oh, you think the earth is flat? what about all the HILLS doesn’t look very flat to me huh?
couch guy
note 344
gratitude journals should be mandated by law
note 343
everything unintuitive about switching between am/pm at 12:00 is immediately solved by a zero-indexed clock https://t.co/SG6io88mgl
note 342
television? oh, you mean the opiate of the masses? no, i don’t watch it
note 341
big fan of asking where the bathroom is in a restaurant, the waiter says “oh you’ll need a key, let me get it.” they bring it back to you, the key is taped to a plastic spoon, they tell you “go into the hallway and take a right, it should be the third door, …” [1/18]
note 340
does Bruno Mars still play Count On Me in his live sets
spub
note 339
if you’re not sure if you’re using an obscure word right, you can probably get away with it propitiously even if you’re wrong
note 338
going to let my phone get hacked then fix it and tell everyone “oops i got hacked” then use that as an icebreaker to start some conversations
note 337
the state may have a monopoly on violence, but i have a monopsony on it
note 336
hey, loser\u2014the 1930s called, they want their outfit back! they’re also not doing so great, they asked us to please send them some help
note 335
vtuber is internet slang for virtual potato
zippermouth
note 334
this is what pac-man looks like at a microscopic level https://t.co/6RqEvRM14T
plum man
