note 380
any time a story introduces characters whose names start with A B and C my guard is instantly raised
note 379
i think someone should make a bluetooth speaker that is shaped like a common fruit or vegetable. seems like you could make a lot of money that way
note 378
touch grass? uh, no thanks. would much rather touch some Ass
note 377
why do people keep saying to “gaslight gatekeep girlboss”? isn’t gaslighting and gatekeeping someone pretty mean?
note 376
“a picture is worth a thousand words” is just Big Picture trying to get you to buy more pictures
note 375
getting excited for “A Very Death Grips Christmas” to drop
note 374
(cryptographer dating profile) “just a Bob looking for my Alice”
note 373
if we’re not careful then we’ll end up with gay luxury space neoliberalism
note 372
scheduled to appear soon on the television programme “best opinion havers of all time”
note 371
post-structuralist erotic fiction is the only thing that gets me off these days
note 370
why is it that whenever i’m nice to a girl she thinks i’m trying to get into her pants. they probably don’t even fit me
note 369
the collective noun for bargains is “a great deal”
note 368
(me yelling at this statue) “You think you’re so fucking cool? Huh? You think you’re so fucking tough?” https://t.co/xEYy4DDbIa
note 367
i have a high libido but instead of sex it’s for people saying funny things
note 366
concept: the movie “Yesterday”, but instead of the Beatles, the lead is the only one who remembers any songs by Kendrick Lamar. the twist: the lead is a white woman
note 365
going to become one of those tweeters who just tweets all the time
note 364
going to make a dating app where the only person ur allowed to date is me
epic lick
note 363
well, that was another hour of my life I’ll get back!