shortform

lavender waters

ciudad de la medianoche

note 406

[listening to Construction Site Ambience 10hr version] yeah you can really hear the aphex twin influence there

note 405

the internet would be cooler if no one was allowed to be funnier than me

note 404

i just want a countably infinite amount of bitches. not even an uncountably infinite amount. is that so much to ask

game over

note 402

in the last month have u eaten

note 403

whoever named atoms after the greek for “indivisible” must have felt really stupid when they discovered subatomic particles

note 401

100 gecs if the horse was smart https://t.co/VQovKrbuVR

note 400

the avg deep sea creature is like - ‘this is the Blue-dicked Fuckworm. it is blind and exclusively eats shrimp poop and it only moves every 2000 years’

fremont

note 399

(me as an 8-year-old, after typing 23 exclamation points) i’m just not sure this is enough to get the point across

note 398

\u26a0\ufe0f\u26a0\ufe0f\u26a0\ufe0f THERE ARE 473 HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA. why aren’t you with any of them?

note 397

the front of a granola bag will be like “this is one of the healthiest foods in recorded human history” and the granola will have 12 g of sugar per quarter cup

note 396

Breaking: In an Effort To Engage Modern-Day Students, Schools are Reframing Grades as Tier Lists of Students in the Class

note 395

i don’t really get excited for the new minecraft updates anymore. i just like when they remove Herobrine again

note 394

(checking my phone at the airport) “time to put the ‘terminal’ in terminally online”

track 10 mood

note 393

the automated voice at the grocery store self checkout is annoying, but it’s worth it for the feeling when i press a button and it shuts up

note 392

(eating tacos) “i bet this kind of food could really get popular”