note 418
i heard jojo fans actually invented making references to things
note 417
they should make a law where i’m allowed to steal money from other people
note 416
they hate me. and i hypothesize it has to do with the fact that they ain’t me
note 415
i think i would be more popular if i finally joined that ‘planking’ fad everyone’s talking about. but i’m not gonna do it. i have standards, you know
note 414
what if the girl stopped reading this
note 413
everyone is talking ukraine this and gas prices that meanwhile i am literaly still single
note 412
going to start giving compliments that also remind you of your deepest insecurities, but do so in a kind and loving manner that will guide you on the path to personal growth should you choose to take it
note 411
Oh!!!?! these are unprecedented times?!!! thank you for mentioning that! it would also be unprecedented for me to clock you, leaving you gasping for breath!
note 410
all i can think about is applying metrics to make data-driven decisions. i’ve quit talking to friends because data-driven decisions are more rewarding. i didn’t even know i had a problem until i applied the metrics about it. life is now just an inefficiency to optimize away
note 409
going to start commenting “relatively solid meme” on other people’s memes
note 408
i have invented the sequel to shitposting, it is called swagposting,
new days
80s movie intro
note 407
[at a job interview] i would say my biggest weakness is that i’m too merciful to my foes
lavender waters
ciudad de la medianoche
note 406
[listening to Construction Site Ambience 10hr version] yeah you can really hear the aphex twin influence there
note 405
the internet would be cooler if no one was allowed to be funnier than me
note 404
i just want a countably infinite amount of bitches. not even an uncountably infinite amount. is that so much to ask