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2022.05.19

i am part of the computer science department aka the school of hard socks

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2022.05.18

i have never made a life choice

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2022.05.13

i have a conspiracy that everyone is secretly trying to be friends with me!!! :) :) :) :) :) :0 :] :)

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2022.05.10

this man discovered a SHOCKING medical secret. doctors HATE him! this is because he has killed several doctors

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2022.05.10

gurl if it was the 19 20s i would totlaly pretend to agree with you about temperance

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2022.05.05

how do i get the 2 wolves outside of me. i am worried they r going to eat me

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2022.05.03

(in the 14th century reading the bible) this is still so relevant how did they do it

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2022.04.26

i think any gender is valid as long as it is present in a natural language. great news for anyone who is

masculine feminine both neuter person genders do not exist woman and/or dangerous inanimate object animate object masculine (inanimate) masculine (animate but not a person) animal higher animal countable noun edible plant small object long object large object or liquid pejorative uncountable noun noun ending in /aw/ multiple fruits just one fruit masculine, but would be feminine in the plural insect language inside something miscellaneous Class X

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2022.04.26

\ud83d\ude28\ud83d\ude28 they’re administering the gesic WHERE??!!!

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2022.04.23

back in my day, we Had self-driving cars.... they were called horses

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2022.04.21

RT @damien__snyder: got some Blaze Rods in minecraft which is pretty 420 imo

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2022.04.20

in the movie Her they should have had a plot twist where the AI is mostly reliant on Mechanical Turk, and the guy finds out and marries the person who writes its responses for $0.04 apiece