shortform

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(in the 14th century reading the bible) this is still so relevant how did they do it

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i think any gender is valid as long as it is present in a natural language. great news for anyone who is

masculine feminine both neuter person genders do not exist woman and/or dangerous inanimate object animate object masculine (inanimate) masculine (animate but not a person) animal higher animal countable noun edible plant small object long object large object or liquid pejorative uncountable noun noun ending in /aw/ multiple fruits just one fruit masculine, but would be feminine in the plural insect language inside something miscellaneous Class X

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\ud83d\ude28\ud83d\ude28 they’re administering the gesic WHERE??!!!

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back in my day, we Had self-driving cars.... they were called horses

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RT @damien__snyder: got some Blaze Rods in minecraft which is pretty 420 imo

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in the movie Her they should have had a plot twist where the AI is mostly reliant on Mechanical Turk, and the guy finds out and marries the person who writes its responses for $0.04 apiece

martin egg relaxes

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after months of preparation, martin can finally relax. he has brought easter to the land once again https://t.co/Fzm4H5g8bN

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what if it was called attack off titan. what if it was called defense on titan. what if it was called attack on io. what if

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i just want u to be a little emotionally dependent on me. is that so much to ask

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BREAKING: top ethicists have declared it “immoral” to not pay enough attention to me

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only 2 people.... haha yeah, it’s pretty niche. but i’m a nerd so i get it

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star wars (like if you get this reference)

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i wish i was like the minecraft villager, so whenever you make me angry a little storm cloud would flash over my head

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scientists say he died of complications following an exceptionally awkward joke

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if you were a who living in whoville would “who’s on first” be more or less funny

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holy shit. buzzfeed and the new york times are reporting that the easter bunny is anti union. what a shameful truth. it is time to move past this outdated mascot of easter who does not represent our times https://t.co/vq8VX3FwSv

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no one speaks french. it’s just a prank they’re playing

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aaaaand scene (dies)

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for april fools i’m gonna not tweet, and then you’ll all wonder “where did damien go?? he hasn’t tweeted?! is he ok!??” you should see the look on your faces when i do that