shortform

note 576

can’t believe eve gave up the garden of eden for an apple. if it was me they would’ve needed something way tastier, like maybe a pizza

note 575

i appreciate Grand Totals, i think they are the only totals really befitting my stature

yume nut 3

note 573

do NOT interact if you work for the Dark Lord

note 574

america needs to construct more blue science packs if we ever want to keep up with china

note 572

dude, did you just offer me a Corona? like, the beer whose name is part of the word coronavirus? no way, dude. keep your disease beer to yourself

note 570

if you’re not with me you’re against me. and if you don’t love me you hate me. you HATE me!!!!!!!!

note 571

didn’t you know, officer? it’s national speeding day

note 567

we don’t need pop culture. we can get rid of it at this point

note 568

the cement is rapidly solidifying around me. but that’s neither here nor there

note 569

i think it would be a fun plot point if a few MLB players missed games because of jury duty each season

note 566

would you like to join my malign list

note 565

robbing peter to pay the pickled pepper

note 564

you have NO intangibles, NO x-factor, and not even a LICK of je ne sais quoi!!!

volleypong

Volleypong is a sport invented on lunch break at MAQ Software. I think it is fun. It’s played like regular doubles ping pong but with the following rule changes:

1. You can set the ball, like in volleyball. (That is, you can hit it in the air to your teammate.)
2. Your team must set the ball to each other once or twice before hitting it to the other side.
3. All shots must hit both sides of the table (like how serves are hit in regular ping pong).
4. On the initial serve of the point, you can only set the ball once.

The game is still in an exploratory phase as we get decent at it. But I think it has strong potential. I encourage any ping pong enthusiasts to try this for themselves and get back to me.

note 562

i once tried being green. it was trivial for me

note 563

well if it’s not important, then why do i think about it so much? checkmate

galaxy beam

note 561

me and my boys just posted up in the most nutrient dense part of the substrate

note 559

P.T. Barnum [suddenly getting sentimental]: a sucker dies every minute