yume nut 3
note 573
do NOT interact if you work for the Dark Lord
note 574
america needs to construct more blue science packs if we ever want to keep up with china
note 572
dude, did you just offer me a Corona? like, the beer whose name is part of the word coronavirus? no way, dude. keep your disease beer to yourself
note 570
if you’re not with me you’re against me. and if you don’t love me you hate me. you HATE me!!!!!!!!
note 571
didn’t you know, officer? it’s national speeding day
note 567
we don’t need pop culture. we can get rid of it at this point
note 568
the cement is rapidly solidifying around me. but that’s neither here nor there
note 569
i think it would be a fun plot point if a few MLB players missed games because of jury duty each season
note 566
would you like to join my malign list
note 565
robbing peter to pay the pickled pepper
note 564
you have NO intangibles, NO x-factor, and not even a LICK of je ne sais quoi!!!
volleypong
Volleypong is a sport invented on lunch break at MAQ Software. I think it is fun. It’s played like regular doubles ping pong but with the following rule changes:
- You can set the ball, like in volleyball. (That is, you can hit it in the air to your teammate.)
- Your team must set the ball to each other once or twice before hitting it to the other side.
- All shots must hit both sides of the table (like how serves are hit in regular ping pong).
- On the initial serve of the point, you can only set the ball once.
The game is still in an exploratory phase as we get decent at it. But I think it has strong potential. I encourage any ping pong enthusiasts to try this for themselves and get back to me.
note 562
i once tried being green. it was trivial for me
note 563
well if it’s not important, then why do i think about it so much? checkmate
galaxy beam
note 561
me and my boys just posted up in the most nutrient dense part of the substrate
note 559
P.T. Barnum [suddenly getting sentimental]: a sucker dies every minute
note 560
why would i check my spam folder for your message. did you send me spam?
note 557
my hindsight is 20/80. what the hell happened, man