note 589
i’ve seen the whole internet. ok not the whole thing but most of it. i’ve seen ebay
note 588
the facts pay mere lip service to your feelings
note 587
😏 it’s a marathon, not a sprint. [failing way worse than i expected] it’s an ultramarathon not a marathon
note 586
…to wiggle the key a little when you press it. you’re skeptical of course but you nod and walk back down the hall. but when you take a right, the third door doesn’t have a keypad or a piece of paper anymore. it was a right and the third door, wasn’t it? so you backtrack… [3/18]
note 585
if you’re going to do an april fool’s prank, it has to be before about 2. after that point everyone’s pretty much over it
note 584
cimation is when population increases by 10%
note 583
i didn’t quality for the cope world championships. but getting in is kind of a crapshoot anyway
note 582
come on. this road cannot be THAT bad. it’s even paved with good intentions!
rest
note 581
i’m not sayin i lack self-confidence… but i could use the adulation of hundreds of sprout moles every now and again
note 580
the strongest evidence for god’s existence is when my favorite team wins a football game. and the strongest evidence for His nonexistence is when they lose
underground
note 579
is your refrigerator running, or are you just happy to see me?
note 578
indie album tracklist:
- no story
- who is it
- EMPTYFUTURE
- your love has certain consequences
- Glow Stick (feat. MUNA)
- eiffel tower
- want
- we met in october
- your friends
- INFINITEPAST
- everyday
- carsick (3am)
note 577
girl, your a treasure. i’m going to add you to my hoard
note 576
can’t believe eve gave up the garden of eden for an apple. if it was me they would’ve needed something way tastier, like maybe a pizza
note 575
i appreciate Grand Totals, i think they are the only totals really befitting my stature
yume nut 3
note 573
do NOT interact if you work for the Dark Lord
note 574
america needs to construct more blue science packs if we ever want to keep up with china