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(on america’s got talent) hi judges. my talent is avant-garde performance art. around my neck is an electric shock collar, which every member of the audience is able to trigger by downloading a free app on their phone
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girl are you drunk. because your the only henn i sey
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(as god is unleashing his wrath on me) loooooll im living rent free in ur head bro. u salty, god? lol (i get smited and explode instantly)
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thats right! i omit apostrophes sometimes! why? because i dont give A FUCK!!!!!!!!! #rebel
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grandmas secret ingredient was Natural and artificial Flavors
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(me when i see a cool manifold) omg, this is going in my top ten manifolds of all time video
note 448
villains need to learn to do their own bidding. i am not going to keep doing it for them
note 447
i tried to warn everyone about 9/11 before it happened, but i was 1 year old so no one understood me. so sorry to everyone that i was not older.
note 446
does anyone know if we still live in a society? is that, like, still a thing?
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friday was the name of the drug. the cowboy was on drugs
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i’ve been microdosing meth
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i am part of the computer science department aka the school of hard socks
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i have never made a life choice
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i have a conspiracy that everyone is secretly trying to be friends with me!!! :) :) :) :) :) :0 :] :)
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this man discovered a SHOCKING medical secret. doctors HATE him! this is because he has killed several doctors
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gurl if it was the 19 20s i would totlaly pretend to agree with you about temperance
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how do i get the 2 wolves outside of me. i am worried they r going to eat me
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(in the 14th century reading the bible) this is still so relevant how did they do it
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i think any gender is valid as long as it is present in a natural language. great news for anyone who is
masculine feminine both neuter person genders do not exist woman and/or dangerous inanimate object animate object masculine (inanimate) masculine (animate but not a person) animal higher animal countable noun edible plant small object long object large object or liquid pejorative uncountable noun noun ending in /aw/ multiple fruits just one fruit masculine, but would be feminine in the plural insect language inside something miscellaneous Class X
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\ud83d\ude28\ud83d\ude28 they’re administering the gesic WHERE??!!!