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note 454

2022.07.16

(on america’s got talent) hi judges. my talent is avant-garde performance art. around my neck is an electric shock collar, which every member of the audience is able to trigger by downloading a free app on their phone

note 453

2022.07.14

girl are you drunk. because your the only henn i sey

note 452

2022.07.03

(as god is unleashing his wrath on me) loooooll im living rent free in ur head bro. u salty, god? lol (i get smited and explode instantly)

note 451

2022.06.29

thats right! i omit apostrophes sometimes! why? because i dont give A FUCK!!!!!!!!! #rebel

note 450

2022.06.28

grandmas secret ingredient was Natural and artificial Flavors

note 449

2022.06.22

(me when i see a cool manifold) omg, this is going in my top ten manifolds of all time video

note 448

2022.06.21

villains need to learn to do their own bidding. i am not going to keep doing it for them

note 447

2022.06.20

i tried to warn everyone about 9/11 before it happened, but i was 1 year old so no one understood me. so sorry to everyone that i was not older.

note 446

2022.06.03

does anyone know if we still live in a society? is that, like, still a thing?

note 445

2022.05.27

friday was the name of the drug. the cowboy was on drugs

note 444

2022.05.26

i’ve been microdosing meth

note 443

2022.05.19

i am part of the computer science department aka the school of hard socks

note 442

2022.05.18

i have never made a life choice

note 441

2022.05.13

i have a conspiracy that everyone is secretly trying to be friends with me!!! :) :) :) :) :) :0 :] :)

note 439

2022.05.10

this man discovered a SHOCKING medical secret. doctors HATE him! this is because he has killed several doctors

note 440

2022.05.10

gurl if it was the 19 20s i would totlaly pretend to agree with you about temperance

note 438

2022.05.05

how do i get the 2 wolves outside of me. i am worried they r going to eat me

note 437

2022.05.03

(in the 14th century reading the bible) this is still so relevant how did they do it

note 435

2022.04.26

i think any gender is valid as long as it is present in a natural language. great news for anyone who is

masculine feminine both neuter person genders do not exist woman and/or dangerous inanimate object animate object masculine (inanimate) masculine (animate but not a person) animal higher animal countable noun edible plant small object long object large object or liquid pejorative uncountable noun noun ending in /aw/ multiple fruits just one fruit masculine, but would be feminine in the plural insect language inside something miscellaneous Class X

note 436

2022.04.26

\ud83d\ude28\ud83d\ude28 they’re administering the gesic WHERE??!!!