note 545
612: for when 611 isn’t enough
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Hey guys, it’s me, The Virtuous Rapper, and today I’m going to be rapping about compassion and humility.
note 543
does anyone know a good starter bank for someone who is just getting into heisting
note 542
orpheic thinking works
note 541
you better watch out bitch. i just got +1/+1 and trample until end of turn
note 540
oho—your cage hasn’t but a fraction the beauty and splendor of mine!
note 539
(getting fired) this could have been an email.
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i’ve been preparing to be 23 my whole life
not 537
my contributions to science have gone unnoticed due to their unimportance and dubious veracity
note 536
sex criminals sound like they should be cooler than other criminals, but actually they are much less cool
note 535
in court, the next worst thing after a death sentence is a life sentence
note 534
i refuse to clip my toenails until we do something about gun violence in this country
note 533
some of you wouldn’t last a minute inside my murder chamber
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i promise! i was sitting there and the eschaton just immanentized itself!
note 531
wow “the exception that proves the rule.” i guess everything just proves the rule huh
note 530
the solar plexus wins my award for body part that sounds most like a wrestling move
note 529
i couldn’t help but notice your various imperfections
note 528
fact of the matter is, if you are hanging out and someone tosses a ball or a pillow to someone else, that object will get tossed around for another 3 to 10 more minutes.
note 527
the garlic community has been shocked by what some are calling “the clove of the century”
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does anyone have some spare essence of bug. i need to make a potion