notes

note 549

i think the new hip trend for teens will be saying chinese phrases & mocking people who can’t pronounce them well

note 548

Lake “Wobegon” is wildly overhyped if you ask me

note 547

see you later this year… NOT!!!

note 546

board game with no rules just cool cryptic art

note 545

612: for when 611 isn’t enough

note 544

Hey guys, it’s me, The Virtuous Rapper, and today I’m going to be rapping about compassion and humility.

note 543

does anyone know a good starter bank for someone who is just getting into heisting

note 542

orpheic thinking works

note 541

you better watch out bitch. i just got +1/+1 and trample until end of turn

note 540

oho—your cage hasn’t but a fraction the beauty and splendor of mine!

note 539

(getting fired) this could have been an email.

note 538

i’ve been preparing to be 23 my whole life

not 537

my contributions to science have gone unnoticed due to their unimportance and dubious veracity

note 536

sex criminals sound like they should be cooler than other criminals, but actually they are much less cool

note 535

in court, the next worst thing after a death sentence is a life sentence

note 534

i refuse to clip my toenails until we do something about gun violence in this country

note 533

some of you wouldn’t last a minute inside my murder chamber

note 532

i promise! i was sitting there and the eschaton just immanentized itself!

note 531

wow “the exception that proves the rule.” i guess everything just proves the rule huh

note 530

the solar plexus wins my award for body part that sounds most like a wrestling move