notes

note 16

the bartender says, “why the long face?”

a tachyon wearing a horse mask walks into a bar

note 15

now imagine you’re fucking a sheep

you fucking like that don’t you

note 14

now the real question is, do fingers look like carrots or do carrots look like fingers

note 13

cool math fact: if the digits of a number add up to 1, the number is a power of 10

note 12

everyone riding dragons in movies but why do they stop worrying about falling after the first 3 seconds

note 11

sugar cookies? as opposed to what

note 10

be careful who you call ugly in reindeer school

note 9

on ugly sweater day, tape a piece of paper to ur shirt that says “ur face”

note 8

in the beginning, there were two words: intro and duce. we added them together and called it introduce. this was revolutionary at the time.

note 7

i go to roly polytechnic

note 6

what is with those little metal rectangles on the bottoms of doors

note 5

been keeping tabs on my bread

note 4

LPT: eat 2000 spiders every year on january 1st to get it over with

note 2

let’s play whack-a-mole i’ll be the mole and ur butt will be the mallet

note 3

some water flows, some water the flowers

note 1

secret to success on math tests: put the right numbers in the right places