notes

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band name: hellllamas

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welcome to rock dot com (it’s a rock)

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if u are in the center of the earth, every way is up

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AP Statistics 2018 Answer Key: Problem #4.

A government’s congress has 575 members, of which 124 are women. An alien lands near the congress building and treats the members of congress as as a random sample of the human race. He reports to his superiors that a 95% confidence interval for the proportion of the human race that is female has a lower bound of 0.182 and an upper bound of 0.250.

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my name is gilbert humprey gottfrieg, and i’m here to teach you about sex

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there are 2 barbershops. one barbershop has a clean floor, clean mirrors, and the hairdresser has a recent haircut. the other one has messy floors and mirrors and the hairdresser hasn’t had their hair cut in a while. however, the clean one has 3.9 stars on yelp and the dirty one has only 3.8. where do you go?

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take a bow… and put it in yo hair!

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thinking about getting boxes under my eyes

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i had a milkshake. now im milk shook

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peanut butter and belly

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my wheel keeps reinventing itself what do i do

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guys i found the moon

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you can’t hurt a yurt.

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Find Out Your TRUE Personality!!! [question 2 of 5] If you had a daughter, would you name her Turmeric? Why or why not?

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i triple dog dare you to look directly at the sun

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alberta, canada. imagine that.

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there’s no time like 10:24:22 pm, july 6 1992

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AND YOU STILL ONLY TRUST THE FIRST SIMULATION

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captain’s log. day 36

mistook an alien for a peppermint and ate it. i can’t feel my ears anymore. also i forgot what lemonade looks like. maybe this is how gods feel when they create new worlds

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me: highly intellectual meta-humor

other human(s) present: confusion, probably because they are fuckign stupid