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note 94

fush n chup

note 93

Are you staying at the Spanish Court Hotel at 1 Saint Lucia Avenue, New Kingston, 0000 Kingston, Jamaica? ........ ‘cause Jamaican me crazy!!!!

note 92

people out here claiming to be pro gay. imagine my disappointment when i find out that many of them are, in fact, merely amateur gays

note 91

hey, quick note to birds, in general:

fuck you

note 90

in the 2017 national spelling bee, after 3 consecutive years of co-champions, Rohan Rajeev and Ananya Vinay were 6 rounds from a tiebreaker when Rajeev misspelled ‘marram.’ there is no entry for ‘marram’ in the dictionary, but rather for ‘marram grass’ 🤔🤔🤔 #spellingbeeisrigged

note 89

my one regret is that i have no vagina to put jade eggs into

note 88

girl, are you british, because there’s no colour in my life without u

note 87

the difference between the car of the past and the car of the future is that the car of the future is chrome

note 86

multiple waifus at once? yeah, i’m a polygamer

note 85

by the year 2050, baby names and prescription drug names will converge. you heard it here first, folks

note 84

so you’re telling me that just because i didn’t turn off my alarm after the first time it played, it gets to play again? this is some Bull Shit

note 83

all ducks are required to have the last name duck. that’s just the law

note 82

subjunctive. what a #mood

note 81

i wonder what they called paper airplanes before paper was invented

note 80

my goal is to be peerful. as many peers as possible

note 79

one similarity between humans and piñatas is that they both burst open if you hit them with a bat too many times

note 78

my digital napkin keeps crashing

note 77

are there deep dream algorithms for people who like anything that is not dogs and eyeballs

note 76

get started on the right foot with a beginning-of-life crisis

note 75

atlas dabbed