notes

note 187

kids should have to learn philosophy and critical thinking in high school. i never took those, but people need them just to get on my level tbh

note 186

my creme brulee recipe is divine. the secret? half a tablespoon of natural and artificial flavors

note 185

heard they’re making a new superhero that makes villains into better people instead of fighting them

note 184

the world would be so much more peaceful if everyone still used binkies

note 183

tan lines? ewwww! i rock a tan gradient

note 182

when are they gonna come out with Fireboy and Watergirl: Game of the Year Edition

note 181

99.99% of people throughout history have beliefs fundamentally incompatible with my own. probably cause they’re idiots who can’t think properly, lol

note 180

you can save on health insurance if you back up your body parts to the cloud

note 179

the US Constitution but every time it says “shall” the font gets 10% bigger

note 178

they discovered a prime number with 24 million digits. that’s pretty impressive, but they could be finding much longer ones if they switched to base 2

note 177

any desk is a standing desk if you are small enough

note 176

new show on MTV: “My Rewarding Profession”

note 175

there’s not a bone in my body

note 174

is it legal to microwave fruit

note 173

you’ll never guess who i’m cosplaying as for BitsyCon (Itsy Bitsy Spider Convention)

note 172

big fan of reading the list of ingredients on food and it takes pains to tell me that each individual ingredient is organic. yes, even the Organic Distilled Vinegar

note 171

seeing You Are Here on a map and thinking, “Huh, i really am”

note 170

the year is 2046. children hoverboard 2 feet to school, downhill both ways, with bags full of helium

note 169

going to found an organization dedicated to tracking Richard Stallman’s browsing history and nobody else’s

note 168

someone called me a “Valued Customer” today!! :D people are so nice