notes

note 174

is it legal to microwave fruit

note 173

you’ll never guess who i’m cosplaying as for BitsyCon (Itsy Bitsy Spider Convention)

note 172

big fan of reading the list of ingredients on food and it takes pains to tell me that each individual ingredient is organic. yes, even the Organic Distilled Vinegar

note 171

seeing You Are Here on a map and thinking, “Huh, i really am”

note 170

the year is 2046. children hoverboard 2 feet to school, downhill both ways, with bags full of helium

note 169

going to found an organization dedicated to tracking Richard Stallman’s browsing history and nobody else’s

note 168

someone called me a “Valued Customer” today!! :D people are so nice

note 167

“my love for you went viral” from Drive By has to be one of the most 2012 lyrics of all time

note 166

ok, crop circles may have been a hoax, but crop QR codes are aliens, i’m serious this time

note 165

i sleep LOOSE

note 164

if you want to go back in time 10 years just look at the website of a small governmental organization

note 163

i can think of about four place names less creative than Oceania

note 162

got some Blaze Rods in minecraft which is pretty 420 imo

note 161

when i say “thank you” to my voice assistant, how do i get it to say “No, thank You” every time in response

note 160

electric car parking lot slogan: “We charge it for you and then charge you for it”

note 159

Q: What is the difference between a petrochemical engineer and a small pepperoni pizza? A: A petrochemical engineer can feed a family of four.

note 158

now, i don’t condone violence, but i must note that by far the best vegetable for pummeling one’s foes is the humble Squash.

note 157

have the croatoan mystery people ever considered that maybe the tree just grew like that?

note 156

girl scouts who don’t take venmo aren’t even trying tbh

note 155

so hard to get good wort these days