notes

note 194

if the Library of Babel starts filing copyright claims it’s all over

note 193

there’s erotic fanfiction of everything these days. you ever read “I Have No Mouth, and I Must Suck”?

note 192

me in ireland: this is rotten. i’m stuck in gaol. but who will pay my baol?

note 191

the better prank would be if the bitcoin scammers doubled everyone’s money eventually

note 190

haha yeah, everyone in my family burns pretty eas— Ohhh, you mean sunburn

note 189

the trouble with refrigerators is that the stuff you eat least stays in the longest

note 188

been reading some studies and i’m gonna hold off on turning 20 for a while. just not a good time to join the 20-39 age bracket

note 187

kids should have to learn philosophy and critical thinking in high school. i never took those, but people need them just to get on my level tbh

note 186

my creme brulee recipe is divine. the secret? half a tablespoon of natural and artificial flavors

note 185

heard they’re making a new superhero that makes villains into better people instead of fighting them

note 184

the world would be so much more peaceful if everyone still used binkies

note 183

tan lines? ewwww! i rock a tan gradient

note 182

when are they gonna come out with Fireboy and Watergirl: Game of the Year Edition

note 181

99.99% of people throughout history have beliefs fundamentally incompatible with my own. probably cause they’re idiots who can’t think properly, lol

note 180

you can save on health insurance if you back up your body parts to the cloud

note 179

the US Constitution but every time it says “shall” the font gets 10% bigger

note 178

they discovered a prime number with 24 million digits. that’s pretty impressive, but they could be finding much longer ones if they switched to base 2

note 177

any desk is a standing desk if you are small enough

note 176

new show on MTV: “My Rewarding Profession”

note 175

there’s not a bone in my body