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evade data collectors by encrypting your communications. vigenere cipher for my next tweet is BONGMICE

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fantasy authors make up place names that mean things like “Home of the Broad-Necked Eagles,” which is cool but a more realistic meaning would be something like “it means Big Town but in a different language”

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u know she freaky if she got that vagina dentata

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disappointing to watch my brethren unwittingly hasten their doom. fools, the lot of them! i hasten mine wittingly

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this water is gonna leave my body ASAP! (As Soon As Pissable)

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standing desks too expensive? just put your keyboard and monitor on springs

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sad to see that Fake Crime podcasting never really took off

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we live in the information age, which is just wonderful for an information lover such as myself

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if you can’t tell two twins apart, call them both by the same name so you’re guaranteed to get one of them right

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in 2021 FitBit’s releasing a new watch that can say “They’ll have the salad” if you go to a restaurant without taking enough steps that day

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having beliefs is the first step toward being wrong

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my dog would beg to eat rat poison if she heard me cutting it up

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noticing COVID-19 cases tend to dip on Saturday and Sunday.... if we can expand the weekend to three, four, or even five days, we can really start to get a handle on things

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the amount of responsibility i take for a decision is directly proportional to the amount of cells i still have from when i made it

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ALWAYS check for peas under your mattress. you never know when it will pay off

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for halloween i’m going as the abstract concept of suffering

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2020 has overall been a big win for the butterfly effect

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how much do i have to pay for furniture that hangs from the ceiling

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why does everyone debate what the best form of government is… it is utopia