notes

note 334

this is what pac-man looks like at a microscopic level https://t.co/6RqEvRM14T

note 333

i’m going to send you to hell, and then destroy hell

note 332

they both say, ‘Land, ho!’

thank you for your patience

note 331

what do a pirate and a rude air traffic controller have in common?

punchline coming tomorrow

note 330

android fuck off. jonkerOS runs on three TRILLION devices

note 329

loving these new Pokemon they added https://t.co/MeimJrHII8

note 328

when is congress gonna start writing some laws against Evil

note 327

new on the history channel: Andrew Johnson: Was He The Father Of Lyndon B. Johnson?

note 326

smoking, drinking and vaping right now. just to get it out of the way

note 325

turning 21 soon, can’t wait to find out what this whole “alcohol” thing is about

note 324

state lotteries are like a reverse welfare program

note 323

i like how weather websites try to do clickbait, but to stay on-brand they make it all weather-related clickbait

note 322

photorealistic martin egg https://t.co/56X1r3dzS0

note 321

if you’re wondering why i haven’t tweeted in a while, it’s because there’s no more jokes. i’ve said everything funny already

note 320

when legislation goes to the supreme court it has to pass a constitution check

note 319

twitter is a good website, but i think it would be better if they made the character limit 281 instead

note 318

world maps had some pretty major errors until about the 1500s. therefore i encourage DMs in DnD to give their players maps where everything more than a thousand miles away is significantly out of proportion

note 317

casual sexism is bad enough, but the competitive scene just drives me nuts

note 316

when the feds investigated Tether, they found out the only assets backing it up were millions and millions of Chuck E Cheese tokens

note 315

the fifth humour is cum